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Logging Off

By: Nick Spalding
Narrated by: Rory Barnett
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Summary

From bestselling author Nick Spalding comes a hilarious, uplifting story about one man’s attempt to live a tech free life.

Andy Bellows is in a right state. Plagued with insomnia, anxiety and neckache, he’s convinced there’s something seriously wrong with him. And the worst thing is that his doctor agrees. The diagnosis: Andy is in the grip of a self-destructive addiction to technology - he just cannot put that bloody mobile phone down.

Texting, tweeting, gaming and online dating - technology rules Andy’s life. His phone even monitors his bowel movements. So how will he cope when he’s forced to follow doctor’s orders and step away from all of his beloved screens?

When he loses his precious digital window on the world, Andy discovers just how bewildering and scary living an analogue life can be. And when his sixty-day detox hits the headlines - making him a hero to suffering technophiles everywhere - Andy is sorely tempted to pack it all in and escape in the nearest Uber.

Can he get himself out of this mess, and work out how to live a better, technologically balanced life...without consulting Google even once?

©2020 Nick Spalding (P)2020 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.
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Another belter

Another belting tale to make you laugh out loud. My favourite author at the moment. Highly recommended

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Stumbled upon this in the sale

Hugely entertaining with thought provoking observations about social media's grip on people. Worth a listen!

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Good read.

Light entertainment that had me laughing out loud whike thinking about my screen time.

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excellent book and performance

A great read, funny and really easy listening that had me gripped. Great characters and life lessons.

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Nice story. Great voiceover performance

The vocal performance by Rory Barnett is excellent with all the different voices and accents he does.
The story is also very good but it can get tedious at times with some unnecessarily long inner monologues by the protagonist.

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Laughing out loud

Really funny! Makes you think about how much you go online and whether you need to! Definitely worth your time just for the laughs!

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Laugh out loud book

Just loved this book and narration. It's so true in many ways. Another great by this author, look forward to the next one.

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funny and true

I downloaded this as a one off and found it to be so funny at times as I can relate to the person in the book. maybe something we should all try.........

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I'm now logging off

definitely an eye opener, and made enough realise how much time I spend online, and ignore family members,will definitely be implementing this into my life.
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Entertaining

An entertaining book about Andy, who is addicted to social media. He starts a digital detox which opens his eyes to the illusion of internet stars and gets him into some awkward situations. Great narration on audible.

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