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Vortena: Everybody Loves Large Chests, Volume 3

By: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.

Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care", however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass, and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse Quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity. However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering, and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion". With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.

Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.

Content warning: profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.

The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:

  • Jeff Hays - narration, music, and sound design
  • Dalton Lynne - editing and proofing
  • Griffin Malnar - editing and mastering
©2018 Neven Iliev (P)2018 Jeff Hays
Dark Fantasy Literature & Fiction Funny Witty Thought-Provoking LitRPG Comedy
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amazing

great story Cant wait to hear what happens next. would recommend this series for sure.

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Good story, weird in parts

I don't think the over sexualisation adds anything to the story. It almost ruins an otherwise great and unique story!

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Loved these 3 books

A bit smutty sometimes, but past that is a funny adventure story where you end up rooting for the anti hero. Cant wait for book 4

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Boxxy gets more shines

As in the previous books Jeff Hays is a brilliant narrator, his voices are superb, his voice for Boxxy is just perfect.

Neven Iliev writes a good story and how Boxxy is growing is fun to read/listen to. Boxxy is a great monster and it’s minions are fun if overly sexed. The sex doesn’t add much to the story and the rape is unnecessary and fortunately not gone into detail.

I’ve heard this several times now and it’s as enjoyable every time.
I very much look forward to the next volume.

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Nice

the ritual at the End made me laugh so hard messed up my work 🤣

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Is it tasty?

I wasn't sure about these books at the start of the first one as it's something completely different but damn I love them. story is fun, funny, sexy, gory, disturbing and just everything your dark fantasies want.

even got the point now where I ask myself if things look....tasty.

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tasty

another great instalment to the chest series.
a very tasty listen can't wait for the nxt book!!

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Just as brilliant as the previous two instalments

I love boxy and I love the adventures and mischief this chest gets mixed up in.

Amazing tongue and cheek humour and sarcasm.

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Brilliant

Love Jeff Hays, love Boxy T Morningwood. This story has captured my imagination and left me wanting more. A very tasty experience indeed.

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just

another great part of the series looks like I'll be getting the rest as need to listen to something funny while driving

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