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Hello Ladies

By: Stephen Merchant
Narrated by: Stephen Merchant
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Summary

Stephen Merchant, the Emmy, BAFTA and Golden Globe award winning co-creator of The Office and Extras in his first ever live stand-up comedy tour and it has been well worth the wait. The Guardian says "his performance is priceless...he can do funny just by being there" and The Times states that "the man is hilarious".

Stepping into the lime light, Stephen Merchant is in search of a wife, discussing the problems of being 6ft7 in life, but also when it comes to the ladies, watching porn on VHS and re-enacting the first play he ever wrote! This is one not to be missed!

©2011 Stephen Merchant (P)2011 Universal Pictures UK
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too much happening on stage that is visual

this is very funny but also very frustrating as the audience are laughing at lots of visual attics that the listener can't see.
this should not be an audio book .

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very. funny

Loved it, made me laugh out loud and this was embarrassing as I was on a bus. Well worth the listen.

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So funny

Ive listened to this twice and pee’d myself laughing both times. Listening with earbuds whilst working has passed a dull working night quickly

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Genius

Excellent stuff, though watch it on TV if you can, as some of the material is largely visual

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If you like Stephen merchant you’ll enjoy this

As per the title. It’s what you’d expect from Stephen Merchant. Really fun. Quick witted etc

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Super funny but some sight required...

A brilliant stand up by one of my favourite comedians. If you've heard Stephen talk before on podcasts or the like then you know what you are getting. Only reason for dropping a star is because a fair chunk of his act requires a bit of sight to be able to fully understand his jokes. Obviously as an audio file this is lacking and so can take away from the overall performance. However, he still delivers lots of laughs and overall is a good stand up performance.

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Maybe good to watch, but too much missed listening only

I really like Stephen Merchant; he's a funny guy. Sadly this missed the mark for me as an audio. Clearly there were many visual cues so several times I felt like I was missing something. Still, funny in parts though, just wish I'd watched it instead

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Great stand-up but not so good audiobook

It's a funny show but a lot of it is visual so you miss the jokes on the audiobook.

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There is too much visual humour.

Really miss a lot of the jokes because there were visual aids to the performance. Soz.

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The show relies a lot on visual comedy

Merchant is funny, and the material is good, but it doesn't really work as an audio book as much of the jokes are visual.

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