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Constituent Service

A Third District Story

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Constituent Service

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Amber Benson
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About this listen

The aliens are here ... and they want municipal services!

Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself.

And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.

It's Parks and Recreation meets the Federation of Planets in this fast and funny audio exclusive by Hugo Award winner and Audible best seller John Scalzi.

©2024 John Scalzi (P)2024 Audible Originals LLC
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Short but sweet

What a great little narrative. Good intro to a new universe. Fun and exactly what needed. Well narrated. More please

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Fun listen

Itishard to find a story with a well written first person narrative - this short story does it very well.

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Brilliant

Really enjoyable, great world making. Only downside was it ended way way too soon!!! GIVE ME MORE!!

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It’s actually funny

I have no prior encounter with this particular author so my expectation was a fresh canvas. Kinda guessed how everything was linked but it’s still quite funny. Narrator performance is amazing.

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Short and fun story

The narrator did a fantastic job with all the voices. The story was entertaining enough for a few hours. A nice listening.

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And You Think You've Got Problems!

Engaging, hilarious and brilliantly performed with just a smattering of peril. MORE PLEASE...this is a totally 'Cluckworthy' idea.

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Need More!

Absolutely loved it, story and narration are brilliant. Nicely paced, great characters, weird and funny.
Need more from the 3rd district.

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Unique & Fun

Not what I expected, in the best way possible. It's an easy and entertaining listen, good pallet cleanser or when you're looking for something "relaxed" and quite humorous.

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Fun and fast paced

I’ve never come across the author before but I just loved this story and the narration was pitch perfect. Really hope that there will be more stories from the Third District

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Short and sweet

As always scalzi writing and amazing story with great characters! Wish there were more short stories on this universe! It was a last start to finish

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