The Therapy Crouch

By: Tall or Nothing
  • Summary

  • Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


    Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.


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  • The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling
    Mar 11 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth Day and renowned relationship expert and Married at First Sight star Mel Schilling.


    With love, dating, and relationships on the agenda, the gang dives deep into the highs and horrors of modern romance. Elizabeth and Mel share their unique love stories—including both meeting their husbands online at the age of 39—and unpack the wild world of dating apps, the psychology behind toxic relationships, and why so many people settle for the wrong partner.


    Abbey and Peter open up about their own relationship dynamics, while Mel and Elizabeth put them under the microscope with some expert-level couple analysis.


    And in this week’s Agony Abs, things take a turn for the unexpected—should you be worried if your partner wants you to dress as a burglar? And what do you do if you receive an anonymous letter claiming your husband is cheating?


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00:00 – Intro

    00:02:24 – Meeting their husbands online at 39

    00:04:10 – Why dating apps make modern love disposable

    00:10:10 – The importance of ‘dating yourself’ first

    00:17:33 – Are you settling in your relationship?

    00:27:03 – Why safety is the most romantic thing in a relationship

    00:30:32 – The struggle of choosing ‘nice guys’ over ‘bad boys’

    00:34:35 – How Abbey and Peter argue—expert analysis

    00:42:15Agony Abs: My boyfriend wants me to dress like a burglar?!

    00:47:12Agony Abs: I got an anonymous letter saying my husband is cheating…

    00:50:41 – How to really know if your partner is lying

    00:55:06 – Does marriage kill attraction?


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?
    Mar 6 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright bizarre questions.


    From the secrets behind their marriage to unexpected confessions, nothing is off-limits as the duo share unfiltered takes on relationships, family dramas, and the occasional football-related rant. Expect plenty of oversharing, a few classic Peter blunders, and some seriously questionable advice

    in this jam-packed episode of The Therapy Crouch!


    And, of course, we dive into the Agony Abs, where one listener finds themselves caught between

    romance and revenge, and another wonders if their partner's unique bedroom habit is a red flag.

    Got a burning question for Abbey & Peter? Drop it in the comments or send it our way for the next AMA!


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 – Welcome to the AMA

    04:15 – An outrageous question!

    10:30 – Abbey exposes Peter

    17:50 – Our biggest fight as a couple

    23:05 – bizarre dating dilemma’s

    29:40 – Peter’s thoughts on modern relationships

    35:25 – The most ridiculous thing Abbey has ever bought

    42:10 – Agony Abs

    48:30 – Peter’s wildest dressing room story

    54:55 – Marriage advice

    1:02:15 – Abbey’s completely lost for words

    1:08:40 – what’s coming next!


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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  • What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!
    Mar 4 2025

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own Alex Jones. Together, they co-host the new podcast BINGE!, all about the eternal struggle of choosing what to watch.


    The group dives into the chaos of married life, the unexpected ways TV taste can ruin relationships, and whether binge-watching is a bonding experience or a battleground.


    Harry reflects on McFly’s 21-year journey, their tour with Busted, and how band life has changed now that most of them are dads.


    Alex shares wild behind-the-scenes stories from The One Show, including the most bizarre guests ever.


    Also on the agenda—an Agony Abs dilemma that has the group in stitches: should a die-hard Oasis fan take his wife or his best mate to the gig of a lifetime? Plus, a completely insane fertility ‘hack’ involving walnuts that left everyone speechless.


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 - Intro

    06:05 – How BINGE! was born.

    08:45One Show appearance gone wrong…

    10:01 – Pete’s Real Housewives obsession.

    15:26 – McFly’s 21st anniversary.

    24:04 – The struggles of marriage & kids

    30:24 – School-gate politics.

    35:35 – Who is pickier when it comes to binge-watching?

    38:11 – The great bedtime battle.

    44:40 – The Oasis ticket controversy.

    46:08 – The walnut fertility hack.

    48:45 – Final thoughts.


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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Love it!!

I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

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Brilliant!

This podcast by Abby and Pete is fantastic it’s so real and down to earth they constantly make me laugh out loud. Great to hear about their experiences and thoughts.

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Light hearted and real!

Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

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Funny, honest and relatable

A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

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Great

A review requires 15 words. It’s a great podcast just not one for reviewing .. 1 more word - done

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Brilliant

The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

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Absolutely brilliant

Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

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Brilliant & hilarious

Loved it! can't wait for more. l love this couple. Just laughed all the way through, so refreshing.

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Advert Central

When this podcast started it was 5 stars!
But now there has got to be over 5 minutes of adverts on this podcast. It never used to be like this. As all podcasts it’s starting to lose its spark as well. Repeating the same old stories with every single guest they have on etc. The third person Ross is way too involved for someone who no one knows. Hopefully the pod goes back to its old ways. A great shame!

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