Episodes

  • The Final Episode! Does He Drink Coffee? (2020)
    Dec 2 2020

    Dear listeners, welcome to the last episode of The Larry Miller Show! We have really enjoyed bringing the show to you and being part of this fun with all of you. For the grand finale, since it is December, we have decided to go out with our annual holiday tradition of Larry re-telling his story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Plus, Larry does a big tribute to the late, great Sean Connery. Also, Larry tells his favorite joke of all time and recites his favorite Robert Frost poem from memory.

    As you may have noticed, we haven't had a new episode in a few months. We've been unable to find a way to produce the show safely in these difficult times, as pre-production largely consists of Larry and his producer Colonel Jeff sitting in a small room for half a day, drinking decaf and talking. They talk mostly about Wagon Train, as if that's productive somehow. But that's the process.

    So, we've decided it's time to roll up the old circus tent. Thanks so much for listening and thanks for all of the yuks you've given us. It's really been a lot of fun bringing you the show and getting to know so many of you for the last 11 seasons. You're a good group! Keep up the good work. And as always, nominum quid geminus?

    Show More Show Less
    31 mins
  • His Friend Didn't Know He Was On Fire (rebroadcast)
    Aug 1 2020

    Larry talks about how much he loves station wagons and Chevelles! Plus crashing his parents' station wagon and buying himself a brand new Mercury Colony Park wagon! Then hear about Larry's friend didn't know he was on fire. Speaking of cars, Larry recounts a great scene from the classic Steve McQueen movie "The Getaway."And now, with further ado. http://LarryMillerShow.com

    Quote of the week: "But he didn't know he was on fire."

    Show More Show Less
    43 mins
  • Larry Goes Hitchhiking (rebroadcast)
    Jul 25 2020

    Hear about the time Larry hitchhiked to college in western Massachusetts. Did he live to tell the tale? Tune in and find out! Then Larry knocks over tent poles in his family car. And find out what to do if a bully kicks sand in your face at the beach! Finally, we hear about the classic musical "Fiddler on the Roof" and Larry recites the poem " When You Are Old" by Yeats. https://LarryMillerShow.com

    Quote of the week: "Fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

    Show More Show Less
    37 mins
  • It's Too Hot To Be Happy (rebroadcast)
    Jul 18 2020

    It's too hot to be happy. That's all there is to it. Yet, Larry makes mirth with tales of some of the hottest and coldest days of his life. In honor of the scorching sun, Larry recites "Summer Sun" by Robert Louis Stevenson. And he talks about the great World War II movie "They Were Expendable." https://LarryMillerShow.com

    Quote of the week: "It's a-hot out there."

    Show More Show Less
    37 mins
  • William Conrad's Pants (rebroadcast)
    Jul 11 2020

    Larry tells the story of how he almost had to wear William Conrad's pants during his first appearance on The Tonight Show. Then he talks about his favorite scene from the classic movie "Gentleman Jim." And in honor of the heat wave that's gripping the nation, he recites "I Know I Am But Summer To Your Heart" by Edna St. Vincent Millay. https://LarryMillerShow.com

    Quote of the week: "Let's talk about this. Can we turn the cameras off?"

    Show More Show Less
    42 mins
  • The Accidental Locksmith (rebroadcast)
    Jul 4 2020

    Larry can make a duplicate key by eye, but somehow can't identify his own car. Plus a tribute to Alfred E. Newman and Butterfly McQueen. Then Larry talks about the great war movie "Kelly's Heroes" and recites the poem "A Boy And His Dad" by Edgar Albert Guest.

    Quote of the week: "Martians could land and say, "German?"

    Show More Show Less
    39 mins
  • The God Of Laughter (Rebroadcast)
    Jun 27 2020

    Larry summons Momus, the god of laughter to find out if Mercury is in Uranus. Then Larry talks about the Marx Brothers movie "Room Service" and asks for YOUR help in picking out a wedding present. http://LarryMillerShow.com

    Quote of the week: "They can look at a table leg for seven hours."

    Show More Show Less
    34 mins
  • Dead Head Daddy's Day (Rebroadcast)
    Jun 20 2020

    Larry gets the perfect present for a dead head's Father's Day! Also in tribute to Dads, Larry recites "Fathers" by Edgar Albert Guest. And we hear a little bit about Larry's time on the set of "Ten Things I Hate About You." http://LarryMillerShow.com

    Quote of the week: "Every Year: Old Spice"

    Show More Show Less
    42 mins