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  • The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

  • By: Grady Hendrix
  • Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
  • Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (653 ratings)

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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

By: Grady Hendrix
Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
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Summary

Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias meet Dracula in this Southern-flavored supernatural thriller set in the '90s about a women's book club that must protect its suburban community from a mysterious and handsome stranger who turns out to be a real monster.

Patricia Campbell's life has never felt smaller. Her ambitious husband is too busy to give her a goodbye kiss in the morning, her kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she's always a step behind on thank-you notes and her endless list of chores. The one thing she has to look forward to is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime and paperback fiction. At these meetings they're as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood gossip.

This predictable pattern is upended when Patricia meets James Harris, a handsome stranger who moves into the neighborhood to take care of his elderly aunt and ends up joining the book club. James is sensitive and well-read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn't felt in 20 years. But there's something off about him. He doesn't have a bank account, he doesn't like going out during the day, and Patricia's mother-in-law insists that she knew him when she was a girl, an impossibility.

When local children go missing, Patricia and the book club members start to suspect James is more of a Bundy than a Beatnik, but no one outside of the book club believes them. Have they read too many true crime books, or have they invited a real monster into their homes?

©2020 Grady Hendrix (P)2020 Blackstone Publishing
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Such a fun audio listen!

This was my first Hendrix and I LOVED it! Its a fun, energetic horror that is not my usual genre but was so engrossing to read. There are moments that make you laugh, make you cringe, gory images that turn your stomach and a couple of serious incidents. So light hearted is definitely not the word but it's definitely not your serious horror either. It throws all sort of stereotypes out there and I know that's one thing Grady has been criticized over. But for me it forms an important part of the time and small town culture of the book - it's uncomfortable truths that aren't meant to be altogether pleasing. I loved the women of the book club and the strange James Harris, and couldn't help imagining how our local book club would deal with the same crazy situation 😂This was one of the funnest audio books I have listened to! I had a physical copy gifted to me after I started but I just wanted to keep going with the audio as the narration was so brilliant. The strong southern accent and different character voices brings the small town community feel to life

Overall a fun read that i am so glad I tried. I am definitely gonna dive into Hendrix's backlog

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Scary, funny & cool

Grady Hendrix is like a quirkier, more interesting Stephen King. Loved the characters, the story and the narration.

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Well written and performed horror book

I really enjoyed the book. very well performed and thrilling action. Really scary passages and good ending. Higly recommended.

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Excellent

Really enjoyed both the story and the narrator. The story was great and scary enough to stop me in my tracks and listen carefully. Highly recommend.

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Enjoyable and frustrating

Naration was excellent and really made me feel like I was in the south and also brought each character to life for me.
The way the book was written and the narration made me really care about the ladies of the book club even though I did want to shake them and say come on woman! in certain places. More back story on Jim would have improved the experiance but who knows maybe there is another book in this.
Being a very independent woman some of the storylines were a tad unbelievable for me but this did not detract from the enjoyment of the story which had the right amount of suspense, horror and gore to keep you interested. I would highly recomend the listening to of this book and now finished I'll miss listening to it.

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Excellent narrator

Got every character’s voice and tone so well! Made the book even more delicious to listen to.

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The right amount of everything

I enjoyed every minute of this. I think this is by far my favourite Hendrix.
Sad to finish and leave the ladies.

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Amazing

I’ve never written a review before but had to for this book. I listened to this book in 1 day I was so obsessed. I loved the characters and southern setting so much. I definitely want to listen to more of the authors works. I can see this book being turned into a film as it’s so good 😊

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Brilliant Story and Well told

Was a really cool take on a vampire story. The narrator was excellent and kept the story vivid.

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Amazing!

I loved this book and vampires aren't really my thing. The narrator did a awesome job at making every character stand out. In fact, she is the best narrator I've heard so far!

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