
The Leopard in My House
One man’s adventures in cancerland
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Mark Steel
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Mark Steel
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‘I feel like there’s a leopard in my house, locked in a room. I’ve contacted the leopard authorities and they assure me they are used to dealing with leopards like this, and they have a plan for removing the leopard. It will take a while, though, and once in a while I can hear it growl.
And that’s all very reassuring. Even so, several times a day I think to myself: “Hang on, there’s a leopard in my house.”'
One morning, while shaving, the comedian Mark Steel noticed that one side of his neck seemed larger than the other. After a whistlestop tour of assorted medical professionals, a consultant delivered the ominous words that would define the next months of his life: ‘I’m afraid it’s not good news, Mr Steel’.
And so began a journey into the heart of the NHS, as he embarked on the long and uncertain road to cancer recovery via a range of mildly torturous and entirely miraculous treatments. What, if anything, might he learn about himself – and our capacity for coping with life when times get tough – as he becomes part of a club that one in two British people will ultimately join?
A frank and funny diary of one man’s rather trying year, this is an unforgettable and uplifting story of getting ill, getting on with it, and getting better.
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- Gary
- 02-03-25
Every cancer patient and EVERY cancer Doctor/Nurse/Receptionist should get a copy on the NHS
How the hell is a book about having Cancer SO, SOOOO, funny? Listened all the way home from Bristol to Norwich and I have never EVER laughed AND cried so much in a single day! What an incredible book!! 11 out of 10 minimum!
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- JCH
- 03-03-25
Moving, honest and endearingly funny
A moving autobiographical account of Mark Steel’s experience of cancer.
I already admired this man for his wit and his take on politics and the absurdities of life, and this book served to emphasise all his best qualities.
Well written and, if you go for the audible version as I did, very well read by the author himself.
I am so glad he is doing well - and I am so pleased that he and Ms Khorsandi found each other.
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- Vicki
- 04-03-25
Mark Steel's inimitable style
informative and funny on a subject that is only too often not spoken about - cancer and the side effects of treatment.
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- Rebecca Burkinshaw
- 03-03-25
Mark’s humour
I’m not great at articulately my reasons for loving something but I can’t just say nothing. Bonus to hear Mark reading when he may not have been able to, had his voice gone. If you love Mark’s work and podcast (and his and Shappi’s romance) and followed his cancer updates, the book will not disappoint. I had a cry and laughed out loud in places and overall love this man even more. Thank you Mark!
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- Anonymous User
- 04-03-25
Valuable Insight - Told Well
I have been diagnosed with almost the same cancer as Mark, and I am shortly to begin my chemotherapy and radiotherapy courses. To know what is ahead and to have some tools that could help me get through it was valuable. The writing is crisp, honest and humorous. He is open and vulnerable. I wish Mark all the best. May the Leopard never return.
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