The Hotel Avocado
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Narrated by:
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Bob Mortimer
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Sally Phillips
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Paul Whitehouse
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Julie Maisey
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By:
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Bob Mortimer
About this listen
CHOSEN BY WATERSTONES AS ONE OF THEIR BEST CRIME & THRILLER BOOKS OF 2024
'As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking old-school yarn' The Guardian
‘Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling’ The Times
WARNING - this book includes: heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie.
Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, he’d be letting someone down.
But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scented-vape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament: soon he might be dead.
All Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it…
THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER
‘Sweet and funny’ Closer
‘A stunning sequel… It’s genuinely difficult to put this book down – you’ll be entranced by Mortimer’s humour and obvious story-telling skills’ Press Association
‘Characters are layered with carefully observed detail and a huge serving of hilarity’ Heat©2024 Bob Mortimer (P)2024 Simon & Schuster UK
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- MickeyPinZ
- 02-09-24
Another Good One
Loved the first book. And this one was equally as enjoyable. Bob is a legend. Lovely man. I highly recommend his autobiography. And Away…
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- Phil
- 01-09-24
Viva tomatoes!
Great follow up to Satsuma.
If you love Bob, you’ll love this.
Great to get back into the lives of Gary, Emily and Grace, oh and the squirrel!!
Don’t hesitate. Just download.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-09-24
Absolutely brilliant
Loved the first book and couldn’t wait to read this follow up. Made my week
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- Ben Davies
- 03-09-24
Good fun
More enjoyable silliness from the min of Bob Mortimer, hope there’s a 3rd book in the series
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- aimee paton
- 03-09-24
Amazing yet again!
Loved this so much! Can’t wait for the next one. Keep writing Bob! The story and the narration were excellent ❤️
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- Joanna Pearce
- 04-09-24
All of it was brilliant and compelling
I loved it all it was amusing and cleverly written ( as i knew it would be )
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- Princess
- 13-09-24
Lovely 😍
Amazing story telling, loved the narration, love the characters, witty, funny, read book but decided on audible from sample and really enjoyed the story
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- Mr. Marc C. Baker
- 25-09-24
Viva Tomatoes!
I really enjoyed this wonderfully written audio book. The characters were real, the dialog was spot on, and witty. I had several late nights listening it was that good.
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- Tim Grabham
- 19-11-24
As good as the first book.
Great listen, characters and story. Loved it just like the first book. More of these please.
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- Sara K
- 13-12-24
A must listen to
The humour is marvellous! The storyline is brilliant. The characters are so real . Superb. Definitely recommend this and wraps up the Satsuma Complex perfectly
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