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The Haunted Forest Tour
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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Summary
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back, and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.
Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look right through a spooky ghost! See horrific monsters you couldn't even imagine, only inches away from you! Things with fangs, things with claws, things with dripping red jaws - you'll see them all!
Not thrilling enough? Well, it's Halloween, and so we're offering a very special tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians have ventured before, and you're guaranteed to get a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100 percent safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no danger whatsoever.
We promise.
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- MR
- 06-02-19
brilliant story totally unbelievable but great fun
not too scary or gory but an interesting twist to the genre. it was obvious a simple team ride would be easy but a nice twist took place
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- SarahC1985
- 06-09-18
Talk about a terrifying tour!
This book answered all my requests for a seriously scary horror. It's one of those books you can read, knowing you're at home, safe, and it doesn't really exist! I think if I'd been there, I'd have had a heart attack before anything else could happen to me! I read a reviewer on Amazon, and I totally agree. After reading the tour guide blurb on the cover, I just had to read it! I love haunted houses etc, but that is something else! There were parts which made me cry, without giving away any spoilers! I also really like Jo Hempel, the fact I think he has a nice voice aside, he is a very good narator, and he really brings this to life, and you could almost believe you were watching it all happen. Although nowa days with health and safety, I don't think this would ever happen in real life, even if such a thing existed! I asked myself before reading, would I go on this tour? Answer is, probably not, as I'm blind so wouldn't see anything, but would I even if I could? To be honest, I don't care how safe their trams are, answer is probably still no! You want a horror book which doesn't skimp on the detail, read this. It doesn't take long to get started! I would definitely recommend this book to anyone who loves horror! But don't read before sleep! Enjoy!
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- Sarah
- 07-02-19
Packed with gore and suspense at every turn!
An easy book to get through with lots to keep it exciting. Rven when you have to put it down for a while, it's quick to enjoy again.
Lots of characters to keep up with but enough descriptors to learn them quickly without killing the flow.
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- Cookie Monster
- 16-05-19
brilliant
very good storyline. I loved this book.would recommend this book to friends and family. thanks.
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- Deemon Black
- 29-01-24
It’s fun horror story. Doesn’t test you.
Easy listen with good characters. Enjoyed it but it’s not exactly highbrow. Simple and fun. Not much more to say.
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- T
- 30-11-18
An Enjoyable Listen
I enjoyed this book, a bit different from the norm, and worth a credit. Narrated well and a good tale.
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- jordan begley
- 28-11-19
A little corny but enjoyable
I honestly picked this one at random it sounded a little corny but I honestly enjoyed it, the narration was good. I would chalk it up to a nice simple listen.
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- Mark Jenkins
- 09-03-19
Reasonable read, but not great.
Delighted to have recently discovered Jeff Strand. Just read Wolf hunt 1 & 2 and they were fantastic. The narration was also top class on them. 5 star. This was my third book, co written but less humour than the first two. Just bought Cyclops Road.
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- Alex
- 07-01-19
Not your normal story
Ok so I was gripped. I was hoping for happy ever after but this book is a real gripping listen.
Read well
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- Nathan Carr
- 20-11-19
The Jurassic Park for horror fans
This book was very cool. So long as you think horror stories with a dark sense of humour and grizzly dememberments are cool. I do. If you like Evil Dead 2 then you'll probably enjoy this. I'm not saying Evil Dead 2 is anything like this book. only that it would have the same amount of blood and gore and probably leave you smirking wickedly from time to time. Enjoy.
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