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The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride

By: Ruby Dixon
Narrated by: Dan Calley, Carmen Rose
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Summary

Lady Iolanthe of Rockmourn Keep expects to be a spinster all her days. She is very tall. She is very poor. And she is thirty. What lord could possibly want her?

But then her father returns with news that he has found a bridegroom for her—one that is impressively tall. One that is strong, and bold, and wealthy. And best of all? He wants Iolanthe. It seems too good to be true.

And when Iolanthe gets her first look at her husband-to-be, she realizes why.

No one mentioned the 'orc' part of things . . .

Contains mature themes.

©2022 Ruby Dixon (P)2022 Tantor
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Love it!

Ruby Dixon writes clever and steamy plots, and her characters are always fun and interesting. This story is my new favourite, I really hope she will write more!

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Fun and light

Easy listen, occasionally a little lengthy, but fun and it doesn't detract from the story. Good strong heroine. A little bit of instalove.

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Fluffy fairytale meets Orcs

Very sweet and a nice book to have running in the background. Nice to have a happy ending and the characters though a tad one dimensional are funny. Don’t take it too seriously and it’s the perfect book for a long gaming session or while cleaning. I gasped a few times at things said and laughed every chapter. You get used to the male voice actor in time and having a female lead older than a teen is a massive find!

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Excellent story 👏👏👏

Another cracking story from Ruby. Great characters, interesting world, great story. Totally Orc’tastic 💚 I thoroughly enjoyed it

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Love it

Ruby Dixon is a hit and miss for me, but this one was definitely a hit. Both MCs were society's outcast because of either their appearance and/or breed. So, I loved that they gave each other the love and attention they deserved. As with other RD books the monster is a huge (in all ways) marshmallow, and they have a lot of smex fun times.
Great narration too.

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Truly different

Brilliant listen narrators were outstanding Story was not at all what i expected far better than the short description that advertised it ! Characters were interesting storyline was very good

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I was surprised by how sensual this book was, given the hero is an orc

Excellent narration by both narrators helped the story along. Rather a lot of steamy sex which somewhat intrudes on the narrative but I liked this much more than I thought I would but not sure this kind of fantasy is really my thing.

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Nicely done

I enjoyed listening to this story especially the few jokes in that in there. love all Ruby dixons books

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Loved it

I loved this so much I've listened to it twice now. I wish this was the start of a series.

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What a delight

Completely stand alone (I've read none of this series)

A fun woman gets sold by her dad to a guys - She's to marry him - she's over 30 and tall, he's a half orc. Naturally she is both horrified and very interested to see what's in his pants. She's been sheltered and only knows about that animals do...this is all new to her.

Long story short, they fall madly in love and have to manage a rather awkward situation with her dad trying to start a war over her "kidnapping".

Bonus: He 💦's in his pants licking 😸

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