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  • Sucking Dead: Books 1 to 3

  • A Paranormal Chick Lit Novel Collection
  • By: Andie M. Long
  • Narrated by: Rachel Woods, Luke Parker
  • Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
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Sucking Dead: Books 1 to 3

By: Andie M. Long
Narrated by: Rachel Woods, Luke Parker
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Summary

Welcome to Gnarly Fell!

In this three-book collection, meet vampire Mya as she navigates her new role as Queen of Wayward Souls and the other residents of this crazy village named after its gnarled trees.

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Book 1: Sucking Dead – Mya is faced with two choices on her death: she can simply not exist, or she can become Queen of the Wayward and Death’s sidekick. It’s a no-brainer when the latter comes with a mansion and shoes. Plus, Death is tall, dark, and broody…

Book 2: My Vampire Boyfriend Sucks – When Callie discovers someone wants to kill her, she reluctantly agrees to vampire Lawrie becoming her bodyguard. The situation sucks… just like her fake boyfriend.

Book 3: Sucking Hell – Nick’s crush on fae Dela stays unrequited because she refuses to date anyone who lives in Gnarly. As the son of Santa, what Nick needs is a Christmas miracle…

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3 stories in 1

🌟Romance
🌟 Chick lit
🌟 Paranormal
🌟 Comedy/dark comedy

Suck my life

Paranormal romance with dark humour. Meet death but not has you imagined him. He’s dark, brooding and in need of some help. He’s also devilishly handsome and not so scary.

Mya is about to have her life sucked right out of her. That’s when she meets death. He offers a new life, a second chance... She is to be his queen and live with him near Gnarly Fell, a paranormal town. This is a comedy about a bookworm and her paranormal romance life.

Will Mya and Death be a perfect match in the afterlife?


My vampire boyfriend sucks

We’re back in Gnarly Fell and Mya is starting her job with Death. When the book of death makes a prediction, Mya’s antics get wrapped up in her friend’s lives can we get a new romance in the mist of death?

Callie is fae and runs a cupcake cafe in Gnarly Fell. She’s happy in her life. The residents of the town keep her busy and she loves her work. When Mya predicts her future she’s forced to take a hard look at how to preserve her life.

Lawrie is Mya’s vampire daddy and a bit of a blunderer. He managed to mess up his chance with Callie. After getting summoned by the vampire counsel for turning Mya without permission he’s in need of a wife.

Callie needs a bodyguard and Lawrie needs a fake lady friend… can these two help each other out? Lawrie grew on me as his love for Callie creeped in. This is another fun addition to the series.


Sucking Hell

Callie’s fae sister is getting her own place and maybe some romance. Nick aka Stan Jr has admired Dela from afar for a long time. His feelings are so obvious everyone is talking about it but Dela has a rule, he doesn’t date guys from her hometown. Can she find her man or will she be destined to live in her new home alone?

Excellent third instalment to the sucking dead series.

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