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  • Mourning Express

  • A Drop Dead Famous Cozy Mystery
  • By: K. M. Waller
  • Narrated by: Almond Eastland
  • Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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Mourning Express

By: K. M. Waller
Narrated by: Almond Eastland
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Summary

C-list actress Rosie Collins’ name is making headlines...unfortunately it’s only with the tabloids. Now, with a freshly minted reputation for being a troublemaker, not even the local Dollar General store will hire her to twirl their sign.

Problem is the job offers stop, but the bills don’t. Rosie needs cash fast, like, express-lane fast. Might professional mourning be the answer? Sure, yeah, whatever.

Never one to mince words, her first job is to deliver the eulogy for the most hated man in all of Asheville. Now she’s got a new problem. Namely, that the newly deceased’s slip-and-fall accident seems like it may have been more of a push-and-fall murder.

Will Rosie find a way to solve this deadly mystery, or will her next role be as Harold’s replacement in the coffin? Find out whodunit in this hilarious mystery series filled with fake tears and a very real body count.

©2018 K.M. Waller (P)2019 K.M. Waller
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Amazing

I Enjoyed this audio book very much from start to finish great story line too

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Murder has never been funnier

I really enjoyed this quirky book. I wasn't sure about it at first because let's face it who likes funerals but the picture and blurb did sound like it could be funny. So I gave it ago, glad I did because it was funny and not a single tear was shed. I liked the unusual plot line and the mystery worked well with plenty of suspects to keep you guessing who was the killer. The group of characters were likeable enough that they pulled it off well and you could easily picture it on the tv. I hope there are more books in this series to come because I would like to see how the romance and job hunt turn out for Rosie.
Rosie is behind in her rent, she is having to hide from the admin at her grandmother's nursing home and avoid men with subpoenas and find a lawyer over a slight mishap which involved a fire. All of this is the only reason she takes on the role of a life time......well okay not quite but it will need her to do her best acting. She is being paid to give a eulogy for a man she doesn't know and everybody hated. As she digs into his past to find something nice to say she begins to question if the police have got it right ruling his slip in the shower accident. The problem is her reputation as a C-list celebrity diva proceeds her and they won't listen. Time to dust of those acting skills and old wigs. Rosie has a murder to solve.
I liked the narrator she used her voice well to express emotion and excitement, making the story come to life with every sentence.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

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Great!

This is a most enjoyable and funny book, The characters are really good if a little quirky and the storyline is refreshingly different. The narration is also excellent. I hope there will be more books in this series, I'll certainly be checking out more of this authors work.
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