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  • Keanu Reeves Is Not in Love with You

  • The Murky World of Online Romance Fraud
  • By: Becky Holmes
  • Narrated by: Becky Holmes
  • Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (33 ratings)

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Keanu Reeves Is Not in Love with You

By: Becky Holmes
Narrated by: Becky Holmes
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Summary

Online romance fraud is a problem across the globe. It causes financial and emotional devastation, yet many people refuse to take it seriously. This is the story of one middle-aged woman in a cardigan determined to understand this growing phenomenon.

No other woman has had so many online romances–from Keanu Reeves to Brad Pitt to Prince William–and Becky Holmes is a favorite among peacekeeping soldiers and oil rig workers who desperately need iTunes vouchers. By winding up scammers and investigating the truth behind their profiles, Becky shines a revealing, revolting and hilarious light on a very shady corner of the internet.

Featuring first-hand accounts of victims, examples of scripts used by fraudsters, a look into the psychology of fraud and of course plenty of Becky's hysterical interactions with scammers, this is a must-listen for anyone who needs a reminder that Keanu Reeves is NOT in love with them.

©2024 Becky Holmes (P)2023 W. F. Howes Ltd
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Everyone should read this

This is a dfascinating, sometimes funny but mostly shocking account of people who have been victim of romance scams and tragically lost vast amounts of money. It's frightening how widespread it is which is clearly because the fraudsters know they are likely to get away with it. The only thing that I think the author could have gone into more of is why women who seem other wise switched on and intelligent would really believe that someone could fall on love with them without even meeting them. To me that seems impossible but I don't want to sound complacent as we never know when we might be targeted. Well done to the author for raising awareness of this heartless crime.

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Fabulous!

So funny I laughed out loud on the train and so informative everyone should read it!

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Captivating, Eye-opening and Hilarious!

I’ve followed Becky for a very long time on Twitter (X) and was thrilled to learn she was writing a book and even happier when she announced it was available as an audio book. I was not prepared for how funny and how moving the book was, how informative and widespread the issue of romance fraud is! Becky’s performance was exceptionally good, bringing her humour to life (at times making me laugh out loud) and made me hang off every word as she described the heartbreaking stories. The mix of humour and true life events and research was handled brilliantly and made what is a very emotional topic, light, informative and intriguing. Absolutely worth your time and I hope she writes more!

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Highly recommend

Loved it! So humorous, emphatic, passionate and educational. I found the author made me laugh out loud while listening to the audio! Brilliantly composed….

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Very informative, surprisingly enjoyable. A great read

It was a great read, I would suggest it to all, who knew what devious scammers are. Loved it. Go one read it!

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fun + informative

i didnt follow the author before this book but this is a great introduction. entertaining while sharing quite upsetting info. very human and kind

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Hilarious, heartbreaking, insightful and generally a brilliant read.

I cannot recommend this book enough.

The first few chapters had me laughing out loud all the way through, but this then makes way for a thoughtful and well researched exploration of many aspects of the world of Romance fraud, narrated with compassion, humour and really accessible explanations.

I learned so much and was thoroughly entertained all the way through. I hope the author finds another topic to explore as I would love to read more by her.

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Factual, fascinating and funny

Loved this, eye opening, fascinating, brilliant. Humorous but also deals with the subject and victims sympathetically.

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WOW!

BRILL|ANT|! Informative in a very kind of way. Witty... and so capturing that I did not want to miss a second. To the point that I listened to acknowledgements for the first time in my over a half century long life! 😁 And the author reading it is a major plus! Thank you!

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Brilliant read

A compassionate deep dive into romance fraud, mixed with investigations into how/why scammers do it and some of the hilarious ways she tries to waste the *#+*’s time when they have tried to scam her on the socials. It’s not just celeb impersonators who try either - people claiming they’re pilots, UN peacekeepers, doctors… any type of person really as long as they get under your skin and in your mind. A brilliant read 💛🩷

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