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  • How to be Champion

  • An Autobiography
  • By: Sarah Millican
  • Narrated by: Sarah Millican
  • Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (4,042 ratings)

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How to be Champion

By: Sarah Millican
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Summary

Part autobiography, part self-help, part confession, part celebration of being a common-or-garden woman, part collection of synonyms for nunny, Sarah Millican's debut audiobook delves into her super normal life with daft stories, funny tales and proper advice on how to get past life's blips - like being good at school but not good at friends, the excitement of IBS and how to blossom postdivorce.

If you've ever worn glasses at the age of six, worn an off-the-shoulder gown with no confidence, been contacted by an old school bully, lived in your childhood bedroom in your 30s, been gloriously dumped in a Frankie and Benny's, cried so much you felt great, been for a romantic walk with a dog or worn leggings two days in a row even though they smelt of wee from a distance, then this is your audiobook. If you haven't done those things but wish you had, this is your audiobook. If you just want to laugh on a train/sofa/toilet or under your desk at work, this is your audiobook.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©2017 Sarah Millican (P)2017 Orion Publishing Group
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Hilarious

A great listen when I was driving. Had to pull over a few times because I was laughing that much!!

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Made my stressful commute a joy!

I don’t usually write reviews but I just had to this time to show my love for this gem of a book. I usually hate my journeys to work (made easier by audible) and found myself even enjoying hitting the usual traffic jams. Maybe it’s because I’m a similar age and have had some of the same life experiences but I was laughing hysterically one minute, crying a bit the next and wanting to give Sarah a big hug and thank her for being so honest and sharing her story. Well done Sarah, you are a lovely human being and please write another book I will definitely buy it and promise to only ever wave at you if I see you in public :)

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Champion

It was brill xx hope the banana cake wasn't claggie, laft till I nearly cried

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Fantastic & Inspirational

A fantastic read (or listen). Sarah is honest, genuine and very open about her life and experiences that got her to where she is today. It was heartwarming, insightful and extremely funny. Would thoroughly recommend!

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inspirational

Inspirational. Well done Sarah. A mixed bag of laughs and uncensored truths. Enjoy every cake

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Loved it. I never wanted it to end

I laughed, I may have cried a bit and there were several bits where I just wanted to find Sarah and give her a big hug, only to be reminded that might be just creepy.

Just when you think the book can’t give you anything more (a podcast and a new hashtag to look out for over Christmas) I’m left holding a Banana Cake.

I can’t recommend this enough. Off to Google Sarah Millican tour dates...

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Brilliant!

Absolutely loved this book, great humour, well delivered and easy to listen to. Have listened many times over and enjoy it each time.

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Champion

kept me sane through isolation. kept me giggling all the way through. Even the tough bits are written fantastically. Even better when it's audio

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Absolute champion

Loved loved loved Sarah Millican’s Champion, what a wonderfully beautiful funny interesting lady she is, inspirational and lots of people could really relate to her life experiences

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Light hearted, easy listening

My first audio book - wanted something light hearted to listen to in the car on a long journey. This was perfect. Sarah narrated herself, which was entertaining and funny.
Most enjoyable.

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