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  • Hell Is a Harem, Book 1

  • By: Kim Faulks
  • Narrated by: Lauren Sweet
  • Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
  • 3.2 out of 5 stars (14 ratings)

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Hell Is a Harem, Book 1

By: Kim Faulks
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Summary

A human, a hellhound, and an archangel walk into a bar...

Sounds like the first line to a joke, right? Only it's no joke...it's my damned life. Witches are running riot. Shifters are on the hunt. Demons are eating humans.

There's a new drug on the street. Sigil is dark and deadly...to the paranormal kind, opening up their second sight, urging them to maim, torture, and kill. And the bodies are piling up.

For me, it's an opportunity to get off The Circle's shit list and back in the black, because the Circle's Paranormal First Response Squad is more than my job, it's my legacy. So here I am, scoping out the only known distribution site, a hell-raising bar called Wicked, trying like hell to keep my eyes off the archangel who refuses my advances, and the hellhound who wants me six ways to Sunday.

He whispers dangerous things that set my pulse racing, turning toward the human, Inspector Titus Banks, and archangel Gabriel, who gives me a wink.

Oh my damn heart...this is gonna be a long-ass night. Hell really is a harem.

Contains mature themes.

©2018 Kim Faulks (P)2018 Tantor
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you could make a drinking game of this

listening to this book reminded me of my college days playing "Roxanne", I was half tempted to grab a beer and drink every time Damn was said but I would have been wrecked by the end of the 4th chapter

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Damn, damn, damn

if you can get pass the first few chapters, where every other word is damn, then its a good book. The harem coming together is a bit rushed, the author could have saved word count by removing all the 'Damn's and using it to explore the coming together and building the relationships but I'm still going to listen to the next book

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THE WORD DAMN!

STOP SAYING DAMN! I don't know if I can get through this book if I hear the word damn one more time. I'm not sure about hhe story because I'm only on chapter 3 and I'm already close to quitting.

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Really?

Does every sentence have to have the work damn in at least once??
Couldn’t stand it so returned.

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Very annoying

repetitive wording. 'damn' inly made it to chapter 3 then I return. got the audiobook and the narrator voice was very annoying and sound forced

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