Drunk on a Plane
The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise
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Narrated by:
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Christopher Boucher
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By:
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Zane Mitchell
About this listen
So, I’m Drunk.
Daniel T. Drunk, Jr. if you really wanna know. And I’m on a plane headed to Paradise Isle on the trip of a lifetime. The occasion? My honeymoon. Except, there’s only one problem.
I’m riding solo.
It’s a really long story, and if you don’t mind, I’d prefer to leave it at that. Really? You must know? Fine, I get it. You’re the nosey type. Here’s the abbreviated version. I came within an inch of marrying a cheating slut. There. Get the picture? Good.
But that’s not what this story is about. This story is about what happened after I got to Paradise and a dead body showed up in my motel room.
And, of course, the cops tried to blame it on me.
And then the actual murderer decided they wanted me dead too.
F--k.
The hits just kept on coming.
And to top it all off. This woman started following me around the island, and she couldn’t seem to keep her hands off me. But not in a good way.
So if you’re interested in a bit of Caribbean flavored action and adventure, with a hint of sexual tension, a dash of unapologetic profanity, and a kick-ass ending, then this is your audiobook.
If you’re looking for the next best piece of literature since - oh, hell, who am I kidding? I don’t know shit about good literature. But if that’s what you’re looking for, then keep moving, cause this ain’t that.
If, however, you’re like me and just looking for a good time, then I’m your fella. I promise you, you won’t be disappointed.
Rated R for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Rated A+ for entertainment value.
©2018 Zane Mitchell (P)2019 Zane MitchellWhat listeners say about Drunk on a Plane
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- Mrs M
- 09-08-21
A fun listen
I loved this audiobook. Whilst there was an intriguing mystery going on, the characters were funny and likable. Yes, Drunk is a womanising slob, but I just couldn't help liking him. His relationship with the old folks at the hotel is kind and warm and he genuinely cares about them. He has been hurt by his fiance and he is rebelling and blowing off some steam.
This is not a book for the WOKE generation, but to be honest, if it was, I wouldn't want to read it.
The narrator is brilliant - great comedic timing and I loved the 'voices' he assigned to the various characters. I couldn't wait to download the next book in this series.
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- T. Giles
- 29-05-20
great fun
a great fun story really enjoyed the audible version too. kept me going through my daily walk. love Drunk and Nico, and Al. great characters,
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- Anonymous User
- 24-03-24
Boring and uninspired
This could be a pretty good exercise in an “How to write a comic crime novel” high school class. Compared to other audiobooks available commercially, though, it is a frustrating waste of time.
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- ernie driedger
- 25-11-20
perverted whining sissy wannabe cop
the poor narrator gave an amazing performance with the adolescent story he got. Drunk is your mid 30's pervert , every female he sees is hot .Whining like a spoiled brat if anything doesn't go his way , the mystery wasn't that bad but it didn't help that Drunk is just dumb ,keeps stumbling on to every clue and his hot trained side chick gets no luck.
it was hard to get through the 1st half, have to give credit to the narrator for giving me hope that it would get better, the f-bombs about the only word in this clowns vocabulary , pretty petty to try an boost a crappy 1st half by using profanity.
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