Douse the Douche
A Guide to Cleaning Up Your Act
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Douse the Douche
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Narrated by:
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David Van Der Molen
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By:
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Susan Zeppieri
About this listen
Are you tired of being the person everyone secretly rolls their eyes at? Do you suspect you might be the human equivalent of a parking ticket annoying, unnecessary, and universally disliked? Well, good news: Douse the Douche: A Guide to Cleaning Up Your Act is here to save you (and everyone around you).
This hilariously honest guide is packed with self-awareness wake-up calls, step-by-step instructions for detoxing your inner jerk, and enough humor to make your ego cringe (in a good way). Learn how to stop interrupting, ditch the sarcasm that isn’t nearly as clever as you think, and finally win back the friends, family, and dignity you’ve alienated along the way.
It’s not about being perfect it’s about being less of a headache. So grab this book, laugh at yourself a little (okay, a lot), and start the journey from douche to decent. Trust us, the world will thank you.
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- Robert Hudson
- 13-01-25
Life-Changing and Hilariously Honest
This audiobook is a game-changer! Susan Zeppieri has masterfully blended humor with real-life advice, making self-improvement an enjoyable and eye-opening journey. The narration by David Van Der Molen is captivating and adds the perfect tone of wit and sincerity. I laughed, cringed, and most importantly, reflected. If you’re ready to stop being “that person” and start becoming someone people enjoy being around, this is the book for you. Highly recommend to anyone with a sense of humor and a desire to grow!
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- Robert Holmes
- 23-01-25
The Guide You Didn't Know You Needed
I never thought a book about cleaning up your act could be this entertaining! Susan Zeppieri’s wit and wisdom make Douse the Douche a standout in the self-help world. David Van Der Molen’s narration adds a conversational tone that makes the experience even more enjoyable. The book is full of practical tips and hilarious anecdotes that make self-improvement feel approachable. I’m already recommending it to my friends!
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- Donald Light
- 13-01-25
Honest, Funny, and Surprisingly Relatable
I didn’t realize how much I needed this audiobook until I listened to it. Susan Zeppieri’s witty writing and David Van Der Molen’s engaging narration create a seamless experience. It’s packed with actionable advice and laugh-out-loud moments. Whether you think you’re the problem or just want to improve your interactions, this audiobook will give you the tools and motivation to change for the better.
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- Ernest Siegel
- 13-01-25
Self-Improvement with a Side of Laughter
This audiobook is everything I didn’t know I needed! Susan Zeppieri’s no-nonsense approach, coupled with her sharp humor, makes self-reflection not only bearable but enjoyable. David Van Der Molen’s voice perfectly captures the tone, making the listening experience delightful. I’ve already noticed a change in my mindset and behavior. Highly recommended for anyone who wants to improve themselves without the usual dull lectures.
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- Thomas Knight
- 23-01-25
The Wake-Up Call You Didn't Know You Needed
Listening to Douse the Douche was like having a candid chat with a witty, no-nonsense friend. Susan Zeppieri has an incredible talent for delivering tough truths with humor, making self-reflection feel less intimidating. David Van Der Molen’s narration is top-notch, keeping the energy up and the content engaging. The practical tips are easy to implement and have already made a difference in how I interact with others. This audiobook is a must for anyone ready to clean up their act!
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- Lydia Alexander
- 23-01-25
A Perfect Mix of Tough Love and Laughter!
This audiobook is a gem! Susan Zeppieri blends humor with real-life advice to help you confront the behaviors that might be driving others away. The book’s tone is playful yet insightful, making even the toughest truths easy to swallow. David Van Der Molen’s engaging narration keeps the pace lively and enjoyable. I appreciated the actionable steps and the emphasis on progress rather than perfection. If you’re ready to laugh at yourself while learning how to be a better person, this is the audiobook for you.
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- Herman Parker
- 13-01-25
Humor and Growth Rolled into One
I didn’t expect an audiobook about self-improvement to be so funny and relatable. Susan Zeppieri’s writing is sharp, insightful, and downright hilarious. David Van Der Molen’s narration is spot-on, making every word hit just right. This book helps you detox your bad habits without feeling like a lecture. By the end, you’ll laugh, reflect, and feel inspired to do better. It’s a fantastic guide for anyone who wants to clean up their act in style.
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- Earnest Finley
- 13-01-25
The Perfect Mix of Tough Love and Comedy
Susan Zeppieri tells it like it is, and I’m here for it. This audiobook strikes the perfect balance between humor and hard truths, making it impossible to feel attacked even while recognizing your flaws. David’s narration adds an extra layer of charm, making this a joy to listen to. If you’re looking for an entertaining yet effective self-help guide, this is the one. Prepare to laugh, learn, and maybe cringe a little (in the best way).
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- Frank Carneal
- 15-01-25
The Ultimate Guide to Not Being Annoying
"Douse the Douche" is exactly what the title promises: a guide to cleaning up your act in the most entertaining way possible. Susan Zeppieri’s writing is witty, relatable, and full of practical tips for improving your behavior. David Van Der Molen’s narration is flawless, making the listening experience even better. This audiobook had me laughing, reflecting, and motivated to make real changes. A must-listen for anyone tired of being “that person.”
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- Daniel Doherty
- 23-01-25
The Most Fun You'll Have While Reflecting on Yours
Susan Zeppieri has written a self-help book that’s as entertaining as it is insightful. Douse the Douche tackles serious topics with humor, making it easier to reflect on your own behavior. David Van Der Molen’s narration adds a layer of charm that makes the audiobook feel personal and engaging. I couldn’t stop listening and found myself laughing while learning valuable lessons. This is a must-have for anyone ready to grow and improve!
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